What not to wear?

Over the weekend I watched a few episodes of What Not To Wear on TLC. I haven't watched TLC in a really long time, even though it used to be one of my favorite channels. They messed up my daytime line-up and got rid of some of my fave "stories," so I've been on strike.

But, I was killing time this weekend until I was to meet some friends for lunch and saw that What Not To Wear was on. I love this show, and feel sorry for some of the way these people dress. On Saturday this girl on there had on some sweat pants with a dress shirt... That kind of stuff makes me wonder if it is all a joke and people dress a lot worse just for the $5,000.

Well the funny thing is I had a dream that Stacy came up to me and said that I would be going on the show. Wow me in New York, spending large amounts of cash like it was pocket change. Sounds perfect, right?

Unfortunately it wasn't. After having a ridiculous layover in the airport and getting to New York late they figured out they had the wrong person somehow and that I really dressed just fine. I tried to convince them I needed the money to revamp my look and that honestly I deserved it. Instead, they put me in a crappy hotel and gave me free food voulchers to a homeless shelter.

Talk about a depressing dream.