Thursday, July 9, 2009

Kids say it best

Over the weekend I celebrated my birthday with my family. If you didn't know I have two younger siblings that are almost 9 and 7. Strange right? Oh well, I love them dearly and pretty much spoil them rotten.

So why am I posting about them? Well because kids say some hilarious stuff and I wanted to share some highlights.

Convo 1
Me: Whatcha doin lil bro?
Bro: Playin video games.
Me: Whatcha playin?
Bro: Grand theft auto... (pause) Did you know they have hookers in this game?
Me: (jaw drops) Oh yeah? What's a hooker?
Bro: (changing subjects) Did you just see that car? (I'm sure he has no idea what a hooker is, at least I hope not)

Convo 2
I'm playing with my little sisters hair.
Sis: Don't touch my hair, I have lice.
Me: Who said that?
Sis: I dunno, just don't touch it.

Convo 3
Bro and sis are playing with sparklers chasing us around and then they run to the swing set.
Me: What are ya'll doing?
Sis: Putting our sparklers on the swing set.
Me: Why? You're supposed to be drawing with them.
Bro: We are welding... duh.

18 comments:

Lil' Woman said...

Well I hope she seriously didn't have lice. :)

Trixie said...

No, she doesn't have lice. I think they started doing lice checks at school so its her new defense mechanism. She hate's people playing with her hair for some reason.

Tamela said...

haha love the welding convo! Adorable!

Kris said...

Funny!

imitsky said...

Hey stopping by from 20sb. I can relate to convo's with younger siblings haha great stuff.

Kym said...

hahaha kids truly say the darndest things! i love it! :P

T said...

I love the welding comment...how smart of them!

Melissa said...

Kids!
I have a six year old brother. Once my other brother told him that hie didn't know everything and Alex(baby brother) came back with a nice "I know more than you!"

Your siblings sound cute...'I don't know just don't touch it.' LOL

Wendy said...

Welding, duh! Love it! :)

Ella Everywhere said...

hahah aww those are the cutest convos! Especially the hooker one LOL

Jaime said...

This is too cute! I have an 11 year old sister who is staying with me for the summer and last night we had a "serious conversation" about how I need to keep my bathroom clean and be considerate others by picking up after myself.

Moonjava said...

Kids do say the darnedest things...

Darrah said...

Hahaha!! Kids are hilarious! My niece saw me taking birth control one day, and she asked what it was. I told her it was so I wouldn't have kids. She replied telling me, "No Auntie Dora, but you CAN have kids! You can have lots of kids!" She's crazy...

Thomas said...

Hey, happy birthday, you.

Andhari said...

I love the GTA comment, kids these days grow up so fast :)

Chanda said...

Kids are too funny! I also have a brother and sister that are quite younger than me (12 and 16 years)...my sis is just in 6th grade this coming year and decided I needed to be more of a sister and less like a mother...not sure of what secrets I can share with my 6th grade sis!

Anais said...

Hilarious!!! My brother is also a little younger (15) and he still says a whooole bunch of stuff that is just too funny/adorable.

a H.I.T. said...

This is great.

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