Thursday, June 4, 2009

God Texts The Ten Commandments

Even if you aren't Christian, I hope you find this as funny as I did!

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg's
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.
ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?

This was stolen borrowed from McSweeney's Internet Tendency

8 comments:

Melissa said...

This is hilarious!!!

My OMGs!

Kym said...

wahahhahaha! my favourites are "no omgs" and "dnt lie re: bf" hahhaha! awesome, thanks for sharing trixie :)

Jessica said...

Hahaha..."NO OMGs" is the best!

teasinglydiverse said...

LOL!

June said...

This is hilarious!!! I laughed out loud at work...my co-workers may think I'm crazy ;-)

Wendy said...

I love it!

Tamela said...

haha hilarious!

A Oh Dub said...

HOly crap! I think I like 1. no1 b4 me. srsly. and 3. no omg's. This makes my day!

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