I survived Memorial Day, barely

While my mind is still on "vacation," but my body is at work and still feeling exhausted. Yes, it's sad.

This weekend I probably had a little bit more fun than I should have, and I didn't even make it to the water. So without further a due, here are my weekend highlights:

• My partying started on Thursday while drinking free McCormick vodka. I don't know if you have drank this, but I feel for you if you have. I had the worst hangover on my way to work Friday. I spent most of the day drinking powerade hoping I could hydrate.
• While out on Saturday we started our partying at 2 P.M. and I tried this stuff called Swack. If you like Jager, you should try it. It is cheaper and not terrible.
• During my afternoon I got pretty buzzed and managed to make money with my cleavage. I didn't do anything, and the dollars just kept coming.
• The guy that my friend is in love with once again tried to sleep with me, and once again I had to tell him no. This time my friend was standing right there and she still didn't say a word to him.
• Some lady hit my car!!! It was parked on the curb of my friends house and she apparently backed out of her drive-way like a bat outta hell and hit me. There is a huge dent in my driver side rear door. Talk about a nice surprise.
• Soon as we got back to my friends house all the neighbors ratted on said lady. I guess they weren't going to let me get screwed over. Such nice people, they all deserve karma points.
• I danced with some men dressed in drag.
• I drank way more than I should have.

Well that's not all of the weekend's fiasco's but it was a few. Now looking at it, it isn't as entertaining as I hoped. Oh well. I hope you all had a lovely Memorial Day.

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