Oh UPS man ...

I think UPS men have a way of spying on you and only come to your house and the most inconvenient time possible. Honestly, they have to. I never seem to be "appropriate" when they come a knockin on my door.

Like yesterday, I have been anxiously awaiting my new phone to get here (because I sent back the first POS they sent me and decided to go back to a Blackberry if you read my other post) all week and according to the UPS Web site it would arrive Thursday.

Now I don't know about you, but I enjoy sleeping in very little to no clothes in order to be comfortable. But since UPS enjoys knocking on my door at 9 am I decided I would sleep in clothes to prevent indecency. I went as far as sleeping with a sports bra on so I didn't have to worry about the girls movin around as I ran to the door?

Well since I work evenings I sleep in a little later than most people, and 9 am came and past. I woke up at my normal time and still no UPS man. :( (<--- sad face) It was getting close to work time, so I jumped in the shower and decided that the UPS man would probably show up at 5 pm and have to take my phone to my apartment office.

But of course, since UPS has this inconvenient time tracking device, he knocked on my door right after I stepped out of the shower. So here I was, wet and naked and was debating on what to do. Do I open the door and give the guy a surprise or do I hunt for my robe then make a run to the door.

Think. Think. Think.

While I was seriously tempted to just open the door in the nude, I decided there was the possibility a film guy from Girls Gone Wild could be outside with the UPS man in hopes of getting his next great movie. But porn stars are loaded right? Well unfortunately I don't think Girls Gone Wild stars make any money, and well I'm not going to be on TV naked for free.

So, I ran to my room grabbed my robe and headed for the door. Unfortunately the UPS man decided to knock and dash and he was already gone seconds after his one and only knock. Maybe I should have just taken chances on being the next hottest porn star?

Luckily my apartment office takes packages so I didn't have to worry about a crazy neighbor taking my goods or another day of playing "wait for the UPS man."